Friday, January 25, 2013

Tiger Woods to Get His Groove/Mojo Back Courtesy of Lindsey Vonn

At one time he was the greatest in the game. When guy saw that he was entered into an even they immediately assumed they were playing for second because that Tiger Woods guy would probably get first.

Tiger had it all--he had the game, he had the love, the respect, the community...the big sweet dollar. Dare I say it Jerry?

He had the kwan.

Then came that dreadful Thanksgiving holiday where it all came crashing down. He lost many a big sweet dollar, he's getting no love or respect, and there are not too many communities that want him.



To make matter worse ever since he returned to the course he ha had one heck of a time getting it back.

Let's be real here folks. Many of you will always hate the guy for being a lying,cheating, dirt bag of a husband to his hot ex-wife, but most of you will forget all about that once the man starts making winning the norm instead of the exception.

It looks like he might finally be on track to doing just that. Why? Because he's dating a hot white woman (I don't mean to sound racial but Lindsey Vonn is a white woman and she is hot).

The last time he had some serious swag as when he was teeing it up all the time with all sorts of babes. He quit doing that after he got busted and his game went to crap. It's like he lost his mojo once he lost his clean cut image.

Now for Lindsey' sake I'll hope he's being a good boy, but for his sake I think she is more than hot enough to make up for the lack of numbers.

So how does this affect his game? With the story breaking this week the rest of the world now knows that in one segment of his life Tiger Woods has serious game; he's been dating Lindsey Vonn since November--he must. Guys at least will look at him with that image of Chris Rock in their heads.

If he thinks that we think he's a bad*ss again he can finally play like one.

Hey, its a theory; not a scientific one, but a theory nonetheless. So far it's proving true at Torrey Pines this week.

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