Jose Canseco Angers Shaquille O'Neal for No Apparent Reason; Shaq Threatens a Beat Down

Celebrity boxing matches are usually pretty lame, but should this one ever materialize it would actually be fun to watch. It will not of course for one simple reason-- Shaq is still an actual celebrity. Saturday night Canseco gave Shaq reason to want to make it happen though.

For some odd reason--probably his undying need for negative attention--Canseco decided to send a short but profane little tweet to Shaq. The Big Aristotle didn't take too kindly to it and responded with some rather angry and violent tweets:

Well, I think Canseco touched a nerve.

This stinks of another of the former baseball slugger's many desperate attempts to remain in the public eye even though like many of his other attempts it makes him look pretty stupid. Why Shaq seemed to focus so much on the whole snitch thing seems a little odd, but maybe that's the only thing Shaq knew about Canseco.