Alabama Bar Inspires Awesome Business Idea

How often have you found yourself wishing that you could just beat the **** out of someone? Do you ever wish that so and so would get the stuffing knocked out of him/her? Have you ever daydreamed about doing someone serious bodily harm, but know you'll never do it because they could probably kick your behind or you're afraid of prison? Have you ever just wanted to take a whack at someone without them hitting you back?

There is a solution to your quandary--pinatas.

An Alabama bar has purchased this Johnny Manziel inspired pinata in advance of this weekend's big game against Texas A&M. The idea behind is pretty simple--they want to let patrons have a chance to take a whack at Johnny Football.

Since the Alabama defense is not going to someone has to, right?

Now imagine if there was a shop nearby or online that specialized in creating such pinatas for people with closet violent streaks. Hate Justin Beiber? Tired of Simon Cowell? Do you wish that Terrell Owens would just go away?

Or how about your ex? Or your boss? Or an instructor that always gives you bad grades no matter how hard you work?

Excuse me. I think I have a business plan I need to go develop...