Sunday, March 30, 2014

Bo Jackson, Cam Newton Jerseys and More Stolen From Auburn Locker Room

A trio of Auburn students decided that they wanted to redefine what 'stupid' means recently. For some odd reason these kids decided it was a good idea to break in to the locker room of their football team at Jordan-Hare Stadium and steal a bunch of stuff.

Like I said--stupid.

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Exactly when the break in occurred or how the kids did it has not been made public at this time, but when these guys did break in they cleaned up. Among the stolen items were a Cam Newton jersey, helmet and game ball as well as a Bo Jackson jersey, helmet and ball.

They also got a lot of football gear and attire including a couple of jerseys, wristbands, gloves, an Under Armour hip pad girdle, and some receivers gloves. In total what they stole is valued at about $16,800.

A freaking hip pad girdle--what in the heck were they looking to do with that? You don't wear them anywhere other than the football field. The gloves at least look cool, but these idiots pretty much stole things they could never do anything with.

Dumb.

The three amigos--John D. Williams, 19, Nicholas J. Calvin, 18, and Zachary S. Keeler, 18--turned themselves in last week. Authorities believe that they have also recovered everything that was stolen.

They have been referred to as 'current students' but I think we all know that is going to change real soon.

[OANow]



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