Indianapolis Colts Owner Jim Irsay Makes Triumphant Return to Twitter (and its awesome)

With the end of the Colts/Texans game the suspension on Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay was lifted allowing him to return to work with the team, but more importantly return to Twitter. After all, Twitter was made for folks like him. Between his song lyrics, contests, crazy ramblings, and teasing fans with information about the team he is a must-follow.

So--what did he say in his first tweet back? Was it hi? Did he say he missed the fans or was glad to be back? No--it was much better than that.

@JimIrsay/Twitter

Dare I say epic even by Irsay-ian standards:

What can I say? I could say something,but nothing IS something;nothing isn't nothing,if I say it;it's something.No things are nothing things
— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) October 10, 2014

Well done Mr. Irsay. Well done indeed.

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