Monday, October 13, 2014

Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski Proves He's a Freaking Genius During Interview [VIDEO]

New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski has been called many things during his career: Walking Injury Magnet, The Gronk, Party Animal, Nuts, Crazy, The Gronkinator, One Wild and Crazy Guy, etc. The list could go on and on, but after seconds of meticulous searching on the internet I have discovered there is one thing he has not been called--a freaking genius.

Yes, I know that it is pretty big praise to throw around, but in an interview with Tony Siragusa he proved he was just that.

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What did he say that makes him deserving of such high praise? He called the offensive linemen the sexiest guys on the team, and than he upped the ante by publicly proclaiming he hopes the Patriots big men get laid:



[The video is being a pain in the rump. So if it doesn't work you can check it out here at Larry Brown Sports. Check it out; you'll be glad you did.]

Why does that make him a genius?

You don't ever want to be on the bad side of your offensive line. No one sticks together quite like the men in the trenches do. Anger one and you anger all--and you don't want a group of very large men angry with you. There is no telling what they are capable of.



So if you can throw them some praise every now and then it's not a bad idea. Next to proclaiming his hope that they all get laid about the next best thing he could do was buy them steaks.

That would have made him set for life.

[FOXSports]



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