Sunday, November 16, 2014

Houston Texans J.J. Watt Should Be Reclassified as a Weapon of Mass Destruction [GIF]

Remember back when the Jacksonville Jaguars had Denard Robinson classified as an 'offensive weapon?' If it had been allowed to stick than I'd have to say J.J. Watt's classification would need to be changed to something like Weapon of Mass Destruction. Why?

Because not only does the man wreck offenses at his full-time spot on defense, but he's a touchdown catching machine on offense now too!

via Reddit
Just calling him a defensive weapon would not be appropriate since he doesn't line up anywhere other than the line. Since there is no offensive-defensive term we might as well just make up a whole new one for the man.

Weapon of Mass Destruction (since he just destroys teams--okay, it's a little cheesy).

Here's another shot of J.J. working his magic:

via Reddit
If Watt does not win league MVP or defensive MVP they need to make up some kind of award for him. The man is having too incredible of a season to not get some kind of hardware for his efforts. Yeah, I suppose getting a $100 million contract should be award enough, but than someone else who is less worthy will get the award.

And that just ain't right.




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