You Can Get Fined for Farting in a Denver Broncos Meeting--Just Ask Von Miller

We have all been there. We have been in a class or meeting or maybe a bus or carpool when all of a sudden a foul odor takes over the room contaminating the air you are trying to breath. Someone has farted. It is usually not to hard to tell who the guilty party is. They will be the only person trying to act cool as if they don't smell anything.

This is apparently an issue for the Denver Broncos who have come up with their own way to combat the problem. The guilty party is forced to pay.

via Twitter

Fart in a Denver Broncos meeting and you will be assessed a fine. How much is unknown or whether frequent offenders are charged more, but apparently linebacker Von Miller gets fined a lot. Recently he shared this informantion with a reporter from a local paper:

Von Miller said the Broncos have a fine system for, um, flatulence in meetings. Said he thinks he's been fined the most.

— Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) June 3, 2015

Since I've received numerous inquires about the Broncos' Fart Tax, I'm gonna let Von explain. NFL dieting ain't easy. pic.twitter.com/OTAAaI8t82

— Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) June 3, 2015

So--can't he just sit next to a window or maybe they can have a fan on him blowing away from the rest of the group. There has to be something that can be done.

The question that needs to be asked is this: what happens to the money? Seriously, do they donate it to charity? Take everyone out for White Castle? Or Mexican?

[B/R]

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