Ndamukong Suh Eliminated From Splash

This is hands down the dumbest reality show in existence, but I can't help but search for recaps and highlights after every show (so they must be doing something right).

Anyway...the latest contestant to go will undoubtedly receive a whole lot of grief in the locker room during the NFL season. Yes, folks, Detroit Lions defensive lineman Ndamukong Suh was eliminated in last night's episode.

Getting the boot is not what will be embarrassing  The idea that anyone--no matter how athletic--could start training to be a diver and actually do well at it is ridiculous. No, the embarrassing part will be this--

Louis Anderson out-lasted him; he actually did not have to go to the dive-off either! Apparently human whales can dive better than Ndamukong Suh.





[Guyism]