The most notorious party animal in the state of Texas is legally old enough to buy a drink-- with his real ID.
From Bleacher Report |
Heck, and some just want to say Happy Birthday. Why? Well--they kind of like the kid.
I'm taking this moment to celebrate #JFFBirthday as should everyone else right now
— John Giraud (@TheAverageJohn5) December 6, 2013
Behold my vision of Johnny Football's 21st b-day on Friday: http://t.co/OezkptGflf #JFFBirthday pic.twitter.com/Io9L1q6dB7
— LostLettermen.com (@LostLettermen) December 4, 2013
Johnny, Tiger Woods, Gronk and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar.
Let your imagination take hold from there.
#JFFBirthday
— Andre Perrard (@AndreTAMU15) December 6, 2013
You know he splits 10s. RT @cuppycup At midnight, Johnny Football turns 21. At 12:01, he doubles down on 20 and draws an ace. #JFFBirthday
— Good Yule Hunting (@GBHunting) December 6, 2013
I bet Johnny is really excited about taking his first sip of alcohol tonight. #JFFBirthday
— Kayci Grider (@KayciGrider) December 6, 2013
Johnny pregames at northgate and then takes a private jet to Bangkok & gets his autograph tattooed on his face. #bangkokhashim #JFFBirthday
— Alyson Mullins (@amillllyyy) December 6, 2013
I bet Manziel goes to jail tonight. #JFFBirthday #Vegas
— Kellie (@Kellie_Lynn2013) December 6, 2013
Everyone freaks out when they hear Johnny say "One more year!", only to realize he just wanted another beer. #JFFBirthday
— Tel Co Navidad (@TelcoAg) December 3, 2013
Everyone's drinking Trolling Jock #JFFBirthday (via @GBHunting) pic.twitter.com/jhcDCGagCk
— Joe Allen (@kujo30) December 3, 2013
Every time Cade Foster used the shot block at the #JFFBirthday party, the liquor stopped just short of his mouth and ran back the other way.
— rcb HoHoHo5 (@rcb05) December 3, 2013
Johnny declares himself eligible for the draft beer. #jffbirthday
— Jason Smith (@tomservaux96) December 3, 2013
Johnny accidentally spills his first beer and every Aggie on Twitter asks why Kenny Hill isn't carrying it. #JFFBirthday
— Santa Plan (@decadeplan) December 3, 2013
Johnny receives a card with a 20 in it from his grandma. Rovell claims sources tell him Johnny gets paid to play #JFFBirthday
— string-sleighs (@stringsays) December 3, 2013
Wish when blowing out his candles? To not get drafted by Jerry Jones. #JFFBirthday
— Doug Keegan (@doug_keegan) December 3, 2013
Dart to right.. bobble shot glass into the air... catch glass... do shot... spin left... throw glass to Swope behind the bar #JFFBirthday
— HoHoHo-q-tek86 (@rqtek86) December 3, 2013
All I know is @JiveKevinSumlin will be spending a lot of that new "six-year extension" cash on drinks for #JFFBirthday
— HoHoHo-q-tek86 (@rqtek86) December 3, 2013
Will College Station survive #JFFBirthday on Friday?
— Fletcher Massie (@FletcherMassie) December 3, 2013
Happy Birthday Johnny. Now go party like the rock star you are man.
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