Saturday, February 15, 2014

5 Cheesy Headlines to Describe Secretary of Education Arne Duncan's Celebrity All-Star Game Performance

Should world domination ever come down to a 2-2 tournament between the heads of state from around the world it is easy to say who President Obama would partner up with--Secretary of Education Arne Duncan. The former Harvard baller still has game even though he's not a spring chicken anymore.
 
As proof--check out the sick no-look pass he dished to Skylar Diggins during the Celebrity All-Star game Friday night:
 
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The Secretary of Education schooled his fellow celebrities to the tune of a double-double, 20 points and 11 rebounds--and it was certainly not a fluke! Last year he nearly had a triple-double (11 points, 7 boards, and 5 assists); in '12 he also had a double-double with 17 points and 11 boards.

So yes, should the safety of the free world come down to a 2-2 game we will be in good hands if Obama takes the Secretary of Education.

So far Saturday morning I've seen nothing but nice, safe, boring headlines about the game--yuck. With someone like the Secretary of Education involved the possibilities were endless, but no one went there.

So let's go there:

-- Secretary of Educations Schools Fools on the Court!
-- Secretary of Education Arne Duncan Holds Class For Celebrity All-Stars!
-- Arne Duncan: Stay in School Before I Educate Your Behind on the Court!
-- Arne Duncan Proves Old White Guys Do Have Game!
-- Lakers Consider Signing Arne Duncan to Play Center after Celebrity All-Star Game


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