What Do Maroon Flowers, Julius Randle, and Robert Griffin III Have in Common?

Hmmm...what could a genetically altered flower, a college basketball player, and one of the NFL's rising stars have in common? Did Julius Randle send RG3 some flowers? Did RG3 throw Randle a bouquet in some new commercial? Were the two of them found passed out in a bed of maroon flowers?

No! The answer is actually much, much, simpler....

They were all part of this week's Fat Five Report! What is that you ask? Easy--the five most popular posts or FatManWriting over the last week!

No. 5: PHOTO: The Evolution of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? If you can't you might want to say yes if he ever gets around to asking you!

No. 4: Katherine Webb and A.J. McCarron's Wedding to Become Reality Show

I don't know why A.J. is getting all bent out off shape because of this. His salary from the show will probably be more than what he'll make in the NFL next season!

No. 3: Robert Griffin III Shares Picture of New RG3 Adidas Logo on Instagram [PHOTO]

Man--no one cared when I joined Instagram. Than again, I wasn't debuting my new Adidas logo when I did (so that's the secret!).

No. 2: Kentucky's Julius Randle: What Does Attainment Mean?

These guys had an epic run and should be very proud of what they accomplished. I'm glad Julius asked this question before trying to answer the one the reporter asked. That could have been bad.

And the most popular post on FatManWriting.com this week....

No. 1: Did Texas A&M Pull the Rivalry Prank of all Rivalry Pranks on the Texas Longhorns?

Is it a prank played by an anonymous A&M student(s) on their hated rival? Is it just nature's way of laughing at the t-sips? Is it just a crazy coincidence?

Whatever it is--it's freaking hilarious!

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