12 Completely False and Totally Untrue NFL Rumors We Will Not Hear Prior to the Draft

Enough of the BS. It's like the talking heads have used the time to talk about one trade rumor, refute it a few hours later, and than say the next day it might be on for real this time before squashing (again)--and than starting the cycle all over again.

Since the NFL has created all this time for crap trade rumors to be generated I thought I'd come up with some of my own that are much, much more interesting than the stuff we've been hearing.

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In honor of the draft here are 11 completely false and totally untrue rumors that if they could happen--well, it would be kind of cool (or at least pretty damn funny):

1. NFL trades Roger Goodell and Jimmy Graham to the NBA for Adam Silver
2. Dallas Cowboys trade Jerry Jones and Dez Bryant's security entourage to the Indianapolis Colts for pre-rehab Jim Irsay and Andrew Luck's beard. Irsay moves in to infamous 'white house' players used to party in.
3. Houston Texans take Jadeveon Clowney with the No. 1 pick in the draft--and than move him to quarterback (okay, not a rumor but I thought it was funny).
4. Jacksonville Jaguars trade the No. 3 pick to San Francisco for Blaine Gabbert in order to give him another chance.
5. St. Louis Rams trade Sam Bradford back to Oklahoma for a quarterback to be named later and a box of Mighty Wings from McDonalds (those things were awesome).
6. NFL moves New Orleans Saints to Vegas; sign Greg Williams to be new head coach.
7. Donald Sterling trades the Clippers and his ex-girlfriend to Mark Davis for the Raiders; fires Dennis Allen and names himself coach.
8. Secret to Seattle Seahawks success uncovered--pot brownies.
9. Johnny Manziel drops out of draft to become international man of mystery.
10. A.J. McCarron taken with No. 1 pick; Texans say if he's good enough for Nick Saban he's good enough for them.
11. Teddy Bridgewater is Keyser Söze.
12. And the No. 1 pick of the 2014 NFL Draft is--Jack Bauer.

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