Will Muschamp to Revive UAB Program and Nine Other Completely Untrue College Coaching Rumors

This is a sad but beautiful time of year. Sad in that the college football season is starting to wind down, but beautiful in that we have the bowl season to look forward to. Until it starts we have another form of entertainment to keep us occupied--the college football coaching carousel and the rumors that go with it.

Almost daily it seems that we have a new rumor popping up. At one point in time Will Muschamp has been tied to Texas A&M, Auburn, Clemson, and now the University of Houston. The Aggies have also been set to hire Clemson's Brent Venables and supposedly sent a plane to Blacksburg for Virginia Tech's Bud Foster.

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Coaches deny the rumors all the time, but as we all know denials mean nothing. They can say something one day--like former Clemson offensive coordinator Chad Morris--and turn around and take a job the next.

So--in appreciation of the countless coaching rumors we will hear until everyone open position is full here is a list of completely untrue rumors that we'd love to see go viral:

• Since Muschamp is getting paid $6 million not to coach Florida he offers to coach UAB for free. With no coaching salary to worry about the school revives the program.
• Inspired by Muschamp and still getting paid by Notre Dame, Charlie Weiss offers to be the offensive coordinator free of charge. Muschamp declines.
• Charlie Strong quits at Texas after walking in on half his team passing a bong around. Begs Kevin Sumlin to hire him on as defensive coordinator as a big FU to the Longhorns.
• Michigan to choose new head coach through a reality television show to be broadcast on FOXSports 1.
• Wisconsin offers Bo Pelini the head coaching job but only if he'll go to anger management classes first. He tells them to f*** off.
• University of Houston offers Bo Pelini the head coaching job, but only if he does a live call-in show with Faux Bo Pelini every week.
• Lane Kiffin to coach Alabama in the college football playoffs. Nick Saban in jail for slapping a recruit that walked up to him and "sup home slice?"
• Jimbo Fisher cracks. Sells out Jameis Winston to the police.
• Baylor hires Kyle Chandler to head up program after Art Briles leaves to take over the Dallas Cowboys, but on three conditions: (1) he goes by the name Eric Taylor (2) ends each practice and press conference with "clear eyes, full hearts," and (3) hires Tim Riggins just to come hang out and look cool.
• Wisconsin hires Brett Favre as next head coach; changes team colors to green and yellow.

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