Pittsburgh Pirates Run the Best Promotion Ever With Free Sexual Donuts

Have you ever wanted some afternoon delight, but didn't have a significant other that you could "enjoy" it with? Thanks to the Pittsburgh Pirates fans could get free tickets and enjoy a rather unique type of afternoon delight courtesy of a free sexual donut from Dunkin Donuts.

Yep--a sexual donut.

via Twitter

An intern probably lost his/her job after screwing up this Instagram post promoting the ticket/donut giveaway:

How could anyone turn down a free sexual Pirates donut? @Pirates @awfulannouncing @Deadspin @bustedcoverage pic.twitter.com/TisOCOqj3A

— Peter Kirschenbaum (@PMKirsch) May 22, 2015

Awesome.

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