How to Dress for Success in the NBA: Dwayne Wade's Jacket

I want to be like the current crop of fashion forward guys in the NBA. I want to be so successful that I can get away with wearing things like this jacket that Dwayne Wade was sporing after the Miami Heat destroyed the Chicago Bulls Wednesday night.

Is it a paint canvas gone wrong? A Jackson Pollack maybe? Are they flowers (I wouldn't know if someone didn't tell me)? And Wade consulted a fashion expert--really?

The only question left to ask now is this jacket better or worse than LeBron's sweater?