Pablo Sandoval and CC Sabathia Better Hope They Never Get Traded to Cincinnati

It is no secret to anyone that watches baseball (even just the highlights) that Pablo Sandoval and CC Sabathia have had some weight issues over the years. Should they ever get traded or for some other reason find themselves playing for the Cincinnati Reds the Battle of the Bulge may--no, it will--become one that they will lose.

How do we know this? Because the wife of current Reds pitcher Matt Latos, Dallas Latos, tweeted the menu the team had on a recent flight--for a one hour hop between Cincy and Chicago!

I'm assuming that the alcoholic beverages had a menu all to themselves.

You know Reds, if you ever need a blogger to travel with you guys on trips the FatMan here would be glad to volunteer. You don't even need to pay me (I'll just eat my worth in Angus burgers).