Sunday, June 30, 2013

J.J. Watt Can Add Chuck Norris to his Growing Legion of Fans

Chuck Norris is a man among men. He is the reason why Waldo is hiding. His bear rug is a real bear that is afraid to move. He can cut through a hot knife with butter. The Boogeyman checks his closet for him before going to bed.

He is Chuck Norris; an American bad ass--and he likes J.J. Watt


How do we know this? Because recently Chuck was supposed to go to an even, but since he was busy swimming through land and starting fires by rubbing two ice cubes together he couldn't make it.

So J.J. Watt went in his place (there has to be a joke in their somewhere).

Being the nice guy that he is he sent a note to Watt to say thanks (anyone? joke?).



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