Arian Foster Throws Out the Shaggy Defense: It Wasn't Me! (and it really wasn't)

Ask any politician, criminal defendant, or cheating spouse and they will all say tell you to do the same thing--deny, deny, deny! So when a woman posted a picture she took with Arian Foster Saturday night at a local bar he did just that.

But there is a big difference between Foster and the cheating spouses, criminals, and politicians--it really wasn't him.

@j_baz/Twitter

The story is pretty amusing.

Ran into @ArianFoster at Pub Fiction last night! So blessed to get a picture with one of my favorite #HoustonTexans!! pic.twitter.com/SpyyyBw09f
— Jenni Bazard (@j__baz) April 6, 2014

When Foster saw it he posted a rather nice reply:

Lol I appreciate the love but that's not me. RT @j__baz: Ran into @ArianFoster at Pub Fiction last night! ... pic.twitter.com/FoViIxzCmF
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) April 6, 2014

To her credit she left the picture up and is just laughing it off--as she should. What is really great is that people have been kind of nice to her:

"@Deadspin: That isn't Arian Foster, ma'am: http://t.co/G00lmckMwy" Hahahaha I'm so embarrassed but this whole situation is so hilarious!!!!
— Jenni Bazard (@j__baz) April 6, 2014

"@HulkSmash25: @j__baz Surprised you didn't take it down haha." Haha honestly it is a funny mistake. I'll let people have their fun with it!
— Jenni Bazard (@j__baz) April 6, 2014

@j__baz @Miss_DaManda that's hilarious - Glad you guys have a good sense of humor!
— William Daniel✌ (@williaminxs) April 7, 2014

I'm sure there are some jerk-offs out there too, I was just surprised to see some nice ones (maybe they're friends; who knows).

This whole mess brings up one question--who'd she take the pic with? Who's the Arian Foster imposter? (okay, two questions)

Come forward man! The internet wants to know!

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