Five Musical Acts the Houston Texans Need to Have Perform at Halftime

A joke has been making its way around the World Wide Web (thanks to TMZ) that the Houston Texans have blamed former hip hop star Vanilla Ice for 'icing' the team. The last time the Texans won was Week Two--when Ice performed at halftime. Since then the team has been 'iced' nine times in a row.

via BlackSportsIOnline

The whole thing is just a joke of course. Somehow the word got out and, well-- you know the internet. When you are down folks will find a way to kick you and make sure you stay there.

Athletes are notoriously superstitious though so it is no surprise that a joke like this got started. But just in case there is something to superstitions they should invite some other former musical acts to come play during halftime. You never know. Maybe that's all the Texans need to change their luck.

So in the interest of helping the guys out here are a few suggestions of artists and what song they should do:

1. MC Hammer, You Can't Touch This (to help the running game)



2. LL Cool J, Mama said Knock You Out (so maybe the guys will start hitting some folks)



3. Young MC, Bust a Move (so ball carriers could maybe out a few moves on guys; you know--make them miss)



4. Public Enemy, Fight the Power (so they'll at least be competitive and fight the rest of the way this season)



5. Big Daddy Kane, Ain't No Half Steppin (because there has been a lot of it so far this season)



LL Cool J definitely can't do I'm Bad--the team is already pretty bad.

Ben Tate would probably vote for Will Smith (Parents/Fans Just Don't Understand) while the fans probably think the Fat Boys would be appropriate (Wipe Out). It would be nice to see the coaching staff Push It (Salt n 'Peppa) once in awhile. Matt Schaub probably just needs a little love to get his head on straight (LL Cool J).

If the fans had their way Johnny Paycheck's ghost would make an appearance to sing this one to Gary Kubiak:

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