Why Doesn't Anyone Give the Dallas Cowboys Offensive Line Something They Really Want?

Wide receivers, running backs, and quarterbacks get all the stat lines and glory, but even the best of them would look like a Pop Warner scrub if it wasn't for the offensive line. Without them the holes don't open, there is no time to throw, and with no time to throw there is nothing to catch. Tony Romo, Demarco Murray, and Dez Bryant understand this and have shown the Dallas Cowboys offensive line some love this season.

But how come they didn't get the big boys something they really wanted?

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Don't get me wrong. They don't have to give the offensive line anything so the fact they are showing them any love is a very cool thing. I'm sure the guys love the computers that Murray got them, the pricey luggage Romo got and the Jordans Dez Bryant recently picked up for them:

Dez Bryant got Jordans for the O-line. "They been balln'! I stayed swagged up. They deserve to be swagged up, too."
— Tim MacMahon (@espn_macmahon) November 12, 2014

Tony Romo bought the entire @dallascowboys offensive line Louis Vuitton bags: http://t.co/krjJcLV6K6 pic.twitter.com/sptC3Kb1JO
— NFLonCBS (@NFLonCBS) October 31, 2014

I can't help but wonder why one of them did not go for something else. These are big guys. Yes, they want to stay in shape (relatively speaking), but all five of them still love to do one thing.

Eat steak.

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I bet if they had they would have seen the guys do a little Vince Wilfork dance:

A video posted by Bianca Wilfork (@mrs75) on May 5, 2014 at 10:35am PDT

Now that's one happy big man. So maybe Jason Witten, Terrance Williams, or Joseph Randle can hook them up? Wait--not Randle. Can't have him shoplifting from the grocery store.

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