Thursday, September 12, 2013

Want to Get High Off Peyton Manning?

I can't imagine a single person playing fantasy football that drafted Peyton Manning not wanting to get a high off of the Denver Broncos quarterback. In fact, after last Thursday's seven touchdown performance I'd be willing to bet there were some that felt a little euphoric.

Little did they know that if they were in Colorado they could actually get a real high off Peyton Manning--by smoking him of course.

To be more precise, you could get high smoking weed named after the iconic quarterback.  A dispensary in Colorado--because its legal there after all--is selling this strain of weed that named after the future Hall of Fame QB.

According to the description you get the best of both worlds; its uplifting, happy, euphoric, and thought provoking while at the same time holding a medicinal value.

This has got me wondering few things now:

  • Will the NFL try to get a piece of the action since it uses the name and likeness of one of the league's most recognized players?
  • Since it is 'thought provoking' if I smoke it before I set my fantasy line up am I more likely to win?
  • Will Ricky Williams move to Denver and come out with a designer line of weed? 
  • Will a strain of 'Mile High' weed be next?

Inquiring minds want to know (seriously, I have to set my lineup here pretty soon).

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