Friday, April 3, 2015

Chris and Kyle Long Starting $20K/Day Zombie Apocalypse Survival School [VIDEO]

If you actually believe anything you see on television the world could be facing a very serious zombie threat at some point in the near to distant future. If that happens those of us who are not turned are going to need to know how to survive. Most importantly, we are going to need to know how to kick some serious zombie a**.

Good thing NFL stars Chris and Kyle Long are starting a zombie apocalypse survival school to teach us how.

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What exactly you get for $20,000 for one day of training is not clear, but apparently you will at least learn how to do a barrel roll (because zombies get so confused by barrel rolls) and throw a spear. The brothers were kind enough to post videos doing each skill to their respective Twitter feeds:



These tweets were posted April 2 so they can't be pulling an April Fool's joke. I can only guess that the $20K/day charge is just to make sure no one actually tries to apply. As much fun as it would be to hang out with those two, can't you learn the same stuff for a lot less by binge watching the Walking Dead?

[CBSSports]


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