Seattle Seahawks Punter Jon Ryan Tweets During The Bachelor: Women Tell All and it Was Hilarious

The Bachelor is reality television at its finest. It takes people in one of their neediest and most desperate forms--seeking love--and puts them in situations that are undoubtedly going to generate a good amount of drama. Who doesn't like watching some good ole' fashioned drama? Next to the first episode when there are 30 women clamoring to talk to the Bachelor and be noticed the best and most drama filled one is the Women Tell All episode prior to the finale.

Like millions of people around the country Seattle Seahawks punter Jon Ryan watched the show Monday night. An accomplished tweeter, he took to Twitter during the show to share some thoughts.

@JonRyan9

And they were pretty funny!

Everybody drink whenever Chris puts together a full sentence. If this was a drinking game we would all be parched. #TheBachelor
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) March 3, 2015

True. He sighs way too much for a normal person.

I wonder how many followers I will lose after saying beef curtains in my last tweet?
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) March 3, 2015

What are beef curtains? Seriously, I don't know.

I quite honestly haven't looked at this Jade girls playboy thing but I was told she has some weird looking beef curtains. #TheBachelor
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) March 3, 2015

Anyone? Beef Curtains?

This Ashley S girl is nuttier than squirrel shit. #TheBachelor
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) March 3, 2015

True. True.

Stop flaunting your virginity all over the place Ashley. It's so slutty. #TheBachelor
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) March 3, 2015

Yep.

I can't wait to ask Britt about Chris when she serves me my brunch on Sunday. #TheBachelor
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) March 3, 2015

Umm...okay.

New York Giants defensive back Prince Amukamara was bummed he missed the show. If he wants to catch up he should just follow Jon Ryan.

@ErinAndrews @chrisbharrison @DancingABC was #womentellall really that good? Can't believe I missed it.
— Prince Amukamara (@PrinceAmukamara) March 3, 2015

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