He certainly proved that Wednesday morning when he shared a little scenario on Twitter that involved him, you (the reader), Scarlett Johansson, and seven Toucans having breakfast....
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It sounds like the beginning of an awesome joke, but it ends up getting kind of weird in the end:
Sooo (this is totally hypothetical) you me and scarlet jo and 7 exotic birds (preferably toucans) are having breakfast at the hotel diner
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) March 25, 2015
Last night was mad crazy. Hence the birds. We all order honey butter biscuits egg whites turkey bacon and a beer. Scarlet is checking you
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) March 25, 2015
And you're digging her raspy voice. Kind of like talking to a sexy pirate woman. And who doesn't like sexy pirate woman. You both reach for
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) March 25, 2015
The salt at the same time. You touch hands. You're totally having a moment. Then a blind gang burst into the diner and says put your hands
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) March 25, 2015
Up. I giggle. You guys aren't moving your hands. The touch is magical. then one of the blind gang members says we're going to rob you blind
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) March 25, 2015
Which I don't know if it's literal or metaphorical so I giggle. It's funny. But this pisses em off. And they shoot 6 of the Toucans.
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) March 25, 2015
The last one goes crazy..... To be continued. I hope you guys have a great morning.
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) March 25, 2015
Ummm...okay...
I'll be sure and check his Twitter feed Thursday morning to see if this tale continues.
[TexAgs]
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